2023 – Frozen remains of ‘dragon’ unearthed; scientific community in uproar

YAKUTIA, SIBERIA – June 4th, 2023 – Driven by continued record global temperatures, an earthquake pushed up heaving permafrost in this remote patch of Siberia last week to reveal an amazingly preserved carcass of a massive flying reptile unlike any ever seen before, except perhaps in legend. In pristine condition, the mummy-like body of the animal is estimated at about 100,000 years old, which places it just at the end of the last inter-glacial period, and has completely stumped the scientific community. While it bears some resemblance to reptiles and even dinosaurs, strange glands similar to those on electric eels, on a much more massive scale, have been found next to venom glands, raising the possibility that the giant creature may have been able to spit fire…